A woman wearing a dark gray graphic hoodie and sunglasses sits with a German Shepherd dog. The hoodie features a graphic print that reads 'MALINOIS ARE LIKE TATTOOS' with a dog illustration and paw print.

Tattoo Series // Malinois are like Tattoos Heavyweight Hoodie

Smoky Black / S
$79.99
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A woman wearing a dark gray graphic hoodie and sunglasses sits with a German Shepherd dog. The hoodie features a graphic print that reads 'MALINOIS ARE LIKE TATTOOS' with a dog illustration and paw print.
  • A woman wearing a dark gray graphic hoodie and sunglasses sits with a German Shepherd dog. The hoodie features a graphic print that reads 'MALINOIS ARE LIKE TATTOOS' with a dog illustration and paw print.
  • A person shown from behind wearing a faded black hooded sweatshirt with a large graphic print on the back featuring three dogs, red roses, and the text 'WHAT'S ONE MORE?'.
  • Close-up of a black distressed bomber jacket sleeve showing two custom designs: a red rose with gray leaves on the left cuff and a red stylized 'MW' monogram with gray scrollwork on the right cuff.
  • Malinois Tattoo Hoodie (Front)
  • Malinois Hoodie-Back Side
  • size-130U008
  • A woman wearing a dark gray graphic hoodie and sunglasses sits with a German Shepherd dog. The hoodie features a graphic print that reads 'MALINOIS ARE LIKE TATTOOS' with a dog illustration and paw print.
  • A person shown from behind wearing a faded black hooded sweatshirt with a large graphic print on the back featuring three dogs, red roses, and the text 'WHAT'S ONE MORE?'.
  • Close-up of a black distressed bomber jacket sleeve showing two custom designs: a red rose with gray leaves on the left cuff and a red stylized 'MW' monogram with gray scrollwork on the right cuff.
  • Malinois Tattoo Hoodie (Front)
  • Malinois Hoodie-Back Side
  • size-130U008
Tattoo Series // Malinois are like Tattoos Heavyweight Hoodie

Tattoo Series // Malinois are like Tattoos Heavyweight Hoodie

$79.99
ColorSmoky Black
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One is never really the plan.

The Malinois Are Like Tattoos Hoodie takes one of those truths Malinois people understand immediately and turns it into a heavyweight cold-weather piece: “Malinois Are Like Tattoos. What’s One More?” Because somehow the first one becomes the second, the second makes a third seem perfectly reasonable, and eventually you stop pretending you’re done.

Built on a substantial 400g/m² washed cotton hoodie, this version brings the original tee design into a heavier, oversized silhouette with the broken-in character of vintage streetwear. Soft brushed fleece adds warmth, while the dusty washed finish keeps the piece muted and lived-in rather than looking like traditional dog merch.

It’s comfortable, heavyweight, slightly irreverent, and made for the people who already know that “just one Malinois” was never going to last.

Details

Oversized, relaxed fit

Drop shoulders

Heavyweight 400g/m² construction

100% combed cotton

Soft brushed fleece interior

Vintage washed effect

Pre-shrunk

Snug hood opening for added wind protection

Kangaroo pocket

Side-seamed construction

Binding-taped neck and shoulders

Double flatlock-seamed hood

Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem

Care: Wash inside out with neutral detergent. Do not soak, bleach, or leave exposed to direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature, maximum 30°C / 90°F.

MALINOIS ARE LIKE TATTOOS.

What’s one more?

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H.

Got my hoodie, wore it to the movies last night! Soooooo comfortable. I ordered a small and it was a little big on me but it said it’s “oversized.” If you want it to fit less baggy, order a size smaller than usual. I luv it!

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R.N.

Super cozy, a little oversized as described but I like it! Surprisingly softer than most hoodies. Definitely heavyweight and warm.

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B.D.

Looks even better in person! Super soft but thick material. Best hoodie! Love it!

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